🚨🖥️ *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Apple just dropped macOS Tahoe 26.1 Beta 4 like it’s hot!!! 🔥💻 If you thought watching paint dry was riveting, just wait until you hear about this! 😴💤 First up, *drumroll please* 🥁... there’s a NEW toggle for that Liquid Glass design! Now you can customize transparency levels! Wow, Apple really said, "You want to see your desktop, but not TOO much of it!" 🤡👌 The only thing more transparent than that is how Apple keeps launching updates so you won’t notice they’re just giving you last year's features with a new name! 🔍💀 But wait, there's more! 🍏✨ Word on the street (or maybe a dark corner of the Apple Dev room) is that one dev was like, “If they play smooth jazz while we hit refresh, maybe users will forget they’re paying top dough for basically the same OS.” 💰 *Stonks* go up for Apple, but OUR wallets are headed for a 404 ERROR! 🚫💸 Get ready, fam: Tomorrow, when the M5-powered MacBook Pro drops, it's gonna be a THING. Like “This is fine” meme levels of chaos. 😤🔥 My hot take? Soon enough, these macOS updates will only let you toggle features by subscribing to a monthly plan. 🤖📅 What an absolute L! Time to send this to your fellow devs and roast that Cupertino overlord! 🤖👑💀