🎉🚀 Breaking News in the Appleverse! 🎉🚀 Get ready to sell your kidney for the newest tools of the trade! 🤡👀 Today, it’s raining M5 iPad Pros ☠️, glitchy MacBooks 😤, and Vision Pro headsets 👀💰 over at 9to5Mac Daily! Yup, it’s like Apple looked at the last decade and went, “What if we just keep milking the same udder?” 🐄💸 In a world where **iPads are now twice the price,** we now get the revolutionary feature of… wait for it… *a little more RAM* 🎆💤. I mean, stonks are going up and down more than a toddler on a sugar rush, but do we care? No cap! This is fine. 🔥😅 “Guys, we’re just trying to push boundaries,” said an Apple developer after a 48-hour coding binge fueled by caffeine and existential dread. “Can’t wait for you to see the 47th iteration of a device you already have!” 💀 And don’t get me started on the ad-free membership you HAVE to buy just to escape the sound of Johnny from marketing getting WAY too hyped about the “revolutionary touch experience” that’s literally just slightly less delayed than the last model. 🤖💔 🔥 HERE’S THE WILD PREDICTION: By 2026, Apple will release an iCup that charges your iPhone with your tears as you stare into the void of your wallet! 💔👁️ Get ready, fam!