🚨BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Apple and Peacock just got hitched, and it’s a streaming wedding we didn’t ask for! 💍💔💰 Dive into the chaos with their new Netflix-and-chill bundle that’ll have you screaming “THIS IS FINE!” like a dog in a burning room! 🔥💀 For just $15 a month (yep, that’s cheaper than your impulse buy tacos 🌮💸), you get the power of “Ted Lasso” and “The Office” in one glorious package! 🏆✨ But wait, there’s a twist! The honeymoon phase comes with ads. Because nothing says romance like a 30-second interruption of your binge session! 🤡 🔥 “Honestly, we just wanted to drown out the sound of our diminishing user bases,” said a totally not-made-up Apple dev. “This is the *best* we could do without destroying our cash cows!” 💀 But don’t despair, folks! For just $20 (yikes! 💩) you can pay for the privilege of NO ADS! It’s like paying for VIP at a nightclub, only instead of hot DJs, you get ads for the new iPhone. 🕺📱 So what’s the tea? 🍵 Those who live off stonks and bargains better hop on this offer before it vanishes faster than your motivation to exercise! 😅💪 And my hot take? 🍵🔥 Forget Netflix. In 5 years, the real streaming king will be your smart fridge! Just imagine ordering groceries as you watch “Goldbergs” while it sends your ex fridge pics. 🤖👀 Get ready, fam! This is only the beginning of the streaming apocalypse! 💥✨ #MemeTheBundle