🚨🍏💥 BREAKING: APPLE'S GOT MORE WALLPAPER THAN ACTUAL PRODUCTS! 😱💀🔥 Hey fam, did you hear the news? Apple’s about to make India its second home 🇮🇳🏡 by SPRINTING to open TWO new stores next week—one in Bengaluru and the other in Pune! 🚀👀 Because, ya know, nothing says “welcome” like overpriced chargers and wallpaper downloads! 🖼️💸 For the grand reveal, guess what they cooked up? A peacock-themed WALLPAPER! 🌈🦚 No cap, I'm pretty sure this is the same level of innovation as adding a “night mode” feature on a flashlight. A “leaked” developer quote says, “We spent 3 years on this wallpaper. People will definitely STONK their way into buying more Apple products just to get it.” 🤖💰 Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to figure out how I can wallpaper my life with actual PEACOCKS instead! But wait, there's more! 🤡👀 Apple's so committed to making us scroll through their products like we're looking for a new profile pic that I expect them to launch an exclusive "iWall" next year. Yeah, that’s an entire product just for wallpaper. 🤪 Buckle up, because soon we’ll all be rocking Apple wallpaper on our windows and dreaming about that sweet sweet iPeacock 14. 🦚🔥 I give it three months before we start calling wallpapers “interfaces.” This is fine. 💔✨