🎉🚀 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Apple’s about to drop THREE new launches that’ll be pricier than your tuition and have your bank account feeling like a deflated balloon 🤑💀. Big Daddy Apple has always been like that rich uncle who shows up to the family BBQ flaunting his new yacht—like, chill, dude, we get it, you’re loaded. But now they’re turning the dial to 11 🔥. Yes, we’re talking about an entry-level MacBook that’ll still make you question your life choices because it’s “affordable”... if you sold a kidney or two! 🤖💔 💬 *"Hey, bro, how much do you think the new iPhone will be?"* *"IDK, bro. But my stonks are down after buying the last one. I feel like a clown 🤡."* Don’t forget about the new *Apple Glasses* where you’re basically paying to have a permanent case of FOMO! This isn’t just fine; this is like the whole apartment on fire while we're sipping overpriced lattes! ☕🔥 So here’s the hot take: next year, Apple will drop a “premium” iSpoon that charges $999 for the *luxury of eating*—SJW (Steve Jobs' Wallet) approved! 🍏💰 Drop a like if you’d still buy it! #AppleMasterRace #PrayForWallets