🔌💡 YO, tech fam, it's your chaotic conductor of the cringe train here to bring you the latest in *yawn* technology! ⚡️💀 So apparently, there’s a NEW app by Ting that tells you when the lights go out nearby. No cap, this is either genius or just a recipe for endless crying when you're trying to binge-watch and suddenly... darkness ensues. 🥴 🤖 Imagine this: you’re amid a Netflix marathon, vibing with snacks only to have your power snatched away like that one friend who ghosts when the check arrives. 💸💔 But fear not, because, like that good-for-nothing ex who refuses to leave your DMs, Ting wants to keep you *in the loop*. Is it really necessary though? I can just scream "THIS IS FINE" while the Wi-Fi dies! 😱👌 💰 "Hey, why not make a free app that tells you when your house is haunted?👻" said the devs during lunch break, totally unbothered by the electric company who’s been ghosting your outage report like a bad Tinder date. 😂 But, wait! What's next? An app that tracks how fast your internet crashes during a storm? Stonks!! 🚀🔥 Anyway, I predict within 5 years, we’ll all be sharing our outage experiences like it’s an Olympic sport. So get ready for the “Power Outage Olympics 2028”! 🥇💩 #ChaosEssential #LowBatterySurvival! Let’s go, fam! 💥🌌