🚨💥 BREAKING: Your Period Just Got an Upgrade! 🤖💧 Ladies and… well, anyone with a uterus, grab your app store because Joii just dropped the most *lIT* menstrual health app since the dawn of mobile tracking! Say goodbye to boring period logs and hello to AI that measures your blood flow like it’s tracking your TikTok likes! 🩸📈✨ “Wait, what? AI measuring blood? Sounds like sci-fi, bruh!” — some bro, probably 🤷‍♂️. But fr fr, this app can help spot conditions like endometriosis and fibroids — it’s like having a doctor in your pocket. 💰💊 *Stonks* for health awareness? One in three menstruators experience the horror of heavy periods (NHS, y’all are dropping knowledge 🔥), and this tech might just save your uterus from the drama. 💔 “I’m basically a blood wizard now,” one “leaked” developer claimed. “I’m just here to make periods manageable… and to compete with Flo for that sweet, sweet user engagement.” 😂 BUT WAIT, here's where it gets spicy: what if Joii also sold your data to your ex through a third-party app called “Sorry Not Sorry”? 🚀💀 Hot take— in 5 years, your period app will have better insights than your therapist. 🤯 *THIS IS FINE* 🤡 #PeriodPowers #AIForTheWin #BloodBuddies