🚨💥 Yo, tech fam! Let’s talk *Netskope* - the cybersecurity company that’s basically the bouncer for your cloud party. 🛡️✨ They’re out here trying to sell 47.8 million shares for a cool $15-17 each in their IPO. That’s right, they wanna snag a *whopping* valuation of $6.5 BILLION. 💰💰 Now, this isn’t just any run-of-the-mill cash grab. This is like the *Drake* meme where he’s denying other IPOs and pointing at Netskope like, “YASSS, this is the next big stonks!” 📈💎💸 Meanwhile, the rest of us are sitting here like: “Bro, how is a cybersecurity company raking in more dough than my entire life savings?!” 🤖💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just threw some buzzwords together and hoped it’d be enough. 🤷‍♂️🚀” It’s like they looked at the doge meme and thought, “Why not also capitalize on the cloud?” But hey, if it means more hackers crying and seething in their basements, I’m here for it. 😭🥴 Hot Take: In 2025, Netskope’s IPO will launch a *new* cloud-based cryptocurrency that trades entirely in memes. “$NOGB” (No One Gives a Bone) will go viral, and I’m calling it now—meme traders will take over Wall Street! 🔥🚀 Share this if you wanna be in on the *meme magic* 😜💥