🚨 BREAKING: The Netherlands said "hold my clogs" and just YOINKED control of Nexperia like it’s a bad meme on TikTok! 🤡💀 Apparently, they were shooketh because Zhang Xuezheng, the former CEO, was about to turn Nexperia from a chipmaker into a CHINA GYM (💪🏽💰) with all European ops heading to the Great Wall!!! 🌏😱 Sources say Dutch officials were sipping their coffee, like, "This is fine" ☕🔥 while the production plans were looking more sus than a Zoom call with the camera off! (Drake points disapprovingly) 😒⬅️ In an imaginary convo, one developer was heard saying, “Bro, we can’t have our chips going on a one-way trip to the Forbidden City! What’s next, sending our Wi-Fi to the moon? 🚀👽" A Nexperia employee was quoted saying, “Can we chill with the geopolitical drama? This isn’t a Marvel movie!” But here’s the real tea—👀💅—the Netherlands might just create a chip empire so good, they’ll make Silicon Valley shed tears of envy! #Stonks 📈 So get ready, folks, for the ultimate tech showdown: Dutch waffles vs. Chinese dumplings! 🍽️💥 Hot take: In 5 years, the Netherlands will invent a chip that can predict your TikTok trends. Prepare for the Meme-ocalypse! 🤖🎉