🚨💥 BREAKING: Netflix Is **NOT** Trying to Compete with TikTok... Right? 💥🚨 So, Netflix’s CTO 👩‍💻 Elizabeth Stone just dropped a bombshell of *absolutely no one is surprised at* news: they’re experimenting with vertical video! 📺🔄 But wait, here’s the kicker—she says they're NOT trying to compete with TikTok. 🙃 You mean to tell me Netflix is going to dive into the world of short skits and cat videos without trying to slay the TikTok Dragon? Sounds like they’re just throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping the stonks 🍝💸 come pouring in! *Fake Developer Quote Alert 🚨*: “We figured if Gen Z can’t turn their phones sideways, we might as well just give them what they want. Long live the vertical! 💁‍♂️” 😂 Listen fam, if I wanted to watch people dance with emojis popping off their heads, I'd just head to TikTok, right? This is fine. 🔥 But Netflix, rememeber: vertical video is like wearing socks with sandals—mad cringe. 🤢 🔥 **Hot Take:** Netflix’s big plan? Vertical video will lead to a new feature called "Netflix But Make It TikTok" where you have to scroll through 8 seconds of content before unlocking the good stuff. "No cap," it'll be a legendary failure! 🚀💀 Share this chaos and laugh while we all collectively seethe. 💀 👉😂