🚨🎬 STOP THE PRESS! 🚨👀 Netflix is out here acting like a kid in a candy store, trying to snag Warner Bros. Discovery like it's a clearance sale on bland content. 💁‍♂️💸 I mean, wasn’t *everyone* just binging on “this is fine” memes while trying to figure out what the hell HBO Max was doing? 🤡🔥 Rumor has it Netflix and its corporate bros (Amazon & Apple, I'm looking at you, 📈💰) are all plotting like it’s a high-stakes game of Monopoly. Sorry, Comcast, but Mike Cavanagh just threw you a bone and it’s looking a lot like a “pity offer” 🙈💀. Ted Sarandos says they’re “more builders than buyers,” which translates to “we’d rather build a Netflix theme park than buy actual good content.” 🚀💀 #Cringe 🙌 And what's 2023 without a little chaos?! Developers must have whispered during *the* team lunch chat, “Let’s just buy all the movies and make our own Avengers,” because who needs competition when you can HAVE IT ALL. 🔮🧠 Hot take alert: Netflix is secretly coding for a “Netflix Universe" where every new show ends up with a crossover, and we ALL must submit our lives to the algorithm. First episode: a love triangle between Ted, Buzz Lightyear, and the entire cast of The Office. 💔👔 Share this if you’re ready for the Netflix apocalypse! 💥💀