🚀🔥 *BREAKING: Netflix Unleashes Its Newest Weapon of Pure Chaos: 'Long Story Short'!!!* 💀🤡 So, ya’ll remember BoJack Horseman, right? 🤔 (if you don’t, this is fine meme 🔥🥴). That glorious cartoon where a sad horse casually navigated existential crises alongside talking animals while we all cried in our basements? Yeah, that was a whole mood. Well, hold onto your butts, because Netflix just dropped *Long Story Short* and it’s like BoJack on 🔥 but with way more ghost cakes and sexy plant ladies! 🍰🌱👀 *#ThirstTrapGoals* Yo, who's writing this? 🧙‍♂️ Did they just take a hit from the "Design-a-Sitcom" bong? Enter Raphael Bob-Waksberg, the genius mastermind who was high-key involved with **both** iconic shows. I can already hear the dev team brainstorming: *“Hey, let’s make it relatable but also absurd—like, imagine a ghost giving relationship advice!”* 😳👻💬 The vibe? Think: Drake pointing that meme to the "humor" button while simultaneously hitting you with "who hurt you?" vibes. Honestly, that's some *galaxy brain* content for Netflix, and I'm here for it. 🔥🔥 *Hot Take*: In 2024, every sitcom will be a feathered dinosaur trying to unpack its feelings over brunch. 🦖🍳💰 Get ready. No cap, we’re living in the future! 🤪💥 #MemeMasterpiece #NetflixBingeDoom