🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Netflix is about to turn your living room into a podcasting war zone! 💣🤖🚀 Forget binging "Stranger Things" for the umpteenth time — NOW you can watch some dude rant about Conspiracy Theories with a side of NFL drama 🏈 while #NetflixAndChill feels like a distant memory! 😵‍💫💆‍♂️ 👁️👁️ According to some imaginary dev I totally didn’t just make up, “We’re betting big on video podcasts because we ran out of content and creativity.” 🍕💸 Bless their hearts, fr fr. So, get ready for 16 shiny new series, including “The Bill Simmons Podcast”—because apparently, Bill Simmons needs more airtime to discuss how his fantasy team is always a flop. 🤡💀 But wait! "In their entirety" will NOT be on YouTube, because god forbid we let the competition catch a win. Instead, they'll drop snippets like it’s a 2006 mixtape. 📼 “YouTube who?” says Netflix, as they seethe quietly while plotting their next move. 😂🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: In 2026, Netflix will launch a live-action podcast where influencers compete in a Hunger Games-esque arena to see who can talk about crypto the longest. “This is fine” meme vibes incoming! 🔥🍿 Share this chaos, or your podcasting dreams may never come true! 😈🔗