🎉🌐 BREAKING NEWS: Netflix's CPO Eunice Kim is dropping HEAT at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! 😱🔥 Yo, fam! Grab your popcorn 🍿 because Netflix's CPO, Eunice Kim, is about to hit us with the “how to scale your product while reimagining entertainment” TED Talk of the century 🤯✨. Like, fr fr, who needs actual sleep when you’ve got this kind of news? 💬 "Honestly, I'm just here to tell everyone that Netflix is actually just a giant TV guide with emotional trauma," said Eunice as she sipped on the tears of canceled shows. 😂💔 We get it, Netflix — you’re trying to make “content” relevant again in a world where REM sleep is a meme 🚀. And let’s be real, anyone who watched “The Cut” knows you’re just one algorithm revamp away from dropping “Netflix: The Reality Show” featuring the chaos of trying to find something to watch for an hour (before settling on “Friends” for the 837th time) 🤦‍♂️. But hold up! This isn’t just another marketing gimmick; it’s like Elon Musk trying to explain SpaceX while playing chess, A.I. style. 🦾♟️ Here’s my totally made-up prediction: in a plot twist that’ll make “Stranger Things” look like a children's bedtime story, Netflix will announce they’re acquiring TikTok and replacing all shows with 3-minute dance challenges. 🎶💃 #StayTuned #Memeconomics #EuniceForPresident ✌️💰📈