🌪️🚀💥 Hold on to your SSDs, fam! NetApp just dropped their new AI Data Engine like it's hot 🔥🔥, and let me tell you, this thing is screaming, “I’m smarter than your ex!” 🤯💔 So, NetApp’s got this “intelligent data infrastructure” that’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot—until NOW. They're throwing a lifebuoy to all those drowning in AI data chaos. 🏊‍♂️💾 Imagine a world where your data is as organized as your sock drawer after a TikTok cleaning challenge! 😱😷 And let’s talk about their annual user conference, “NetApp Insight 2025”—that sounds like a conference held in a basement full of servers and sad Gary from IT. *“Yo Gary, what’s your 2025 prediction?”* “More features, less fun... coooooope.” 😂🤖 Wait for it, 🤡... the AI Data Engine is basically like a virtual assistant for your data. It makes everything simpler, easier, and less cringe to deal with than last week’s meme format! Drake's pointing to *your* data pipelines, like “You know you want this!” 👀➡️ Hot take: In the next two years, NetApp will either launch a dating app for AI and data or get absorbed by a sentient fridge. *#ChillingWithAI* 😱💔💥