🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Neon, the app that was basically the sugar daddy of call recordings, has been SHUT DOWN!!! 💔💔 But like a true stonks boss, Neon still sits upon its throne as a top-downloaded iOS app. This is like that meme of Drake pointing to legacy tech and LITERALLY saying "I can't even" because who needs privacy when you can eavesdrop on your own conversations? 🥴📱 🔥🤖 Developer quote leaked: "We paused the servers to avoid the *major* boo-boo of having users' data leaked.... twice... but, hey, their calls are still 🔥🔥!" And y'all thought security flaws were only for Windows 95! This is fine. 🥴🛠️ Remember that guy who recorded calls for fun? Yeah, he's just crying in the corner now. 😂💀 But honestly, who needs a privacy policy when you could just listen to your neighbor talk about their cat?! *Insert galaxy brain meme here* 🤯 💰💸 Hot take alert: Neon will relaunch as a paid service next month, and it’s going to come with a built-in "snitch" feature because who doesn't want to get Insta-famous off someone else's drama? 🚀🚀 Share if you’re ready to vibe with your extroverted call recording answers! 💯✨