⚡️💥 ALERT: NEON JUST PULLED A PINKY PROMISE AND SOLD YOUR PHONE NUMBERS INSTEAD! 💥⚡️ So, this *totally legit* call-recording app, Neon (you know, the one that went from “zero to spicy meme” faster than your average TikToker? 🎤📈), just decided to play a game of “expose your life” instead of “record your calls.” 🤡💀 Yup, you heard that right! This app went from #2 in the App Store to the land of “Oops, did we just leak your phone numbers and personal call recordings?” 🥴📞 Like, lemme just say, #WillItBlend has more respect for your data. What’s next? Selling our traffic tickets to AI? 🤖💰 Also, peep this imaginary convo I totally heard: 🎤 *Nerd Developer*: “Hey, should we make this secure?” 🤖 *Other Nerd*: “Nah, let’s just hope people forget they downloaded it! 😏” Meanwhile, as Neon fades into the dark web void, remember, kids: the only thing worse than a tech flop is a tech flop selling your secrets. 🚀🔥 Hot take: Neon’s next move? A comeback as a popular *coupon-brokering* service where you get 20% off if you expose your darkest secrets. This is fine. 😂🔥📉 #Stonks Share this chaos, fam! 🥳✨