🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Neon Call-Recording App Goes *POOF* – Sorry, Not Sorry! 💀🚀 So, you thought recording your cringe-worthy calls with Aunt Karen was a FLEX? Well, Neon just said “hold my beer” and exposed EVERYONE'S phone numbers, call recordings, AND transcripts. 🤡📞 Can we get an "oops" in the chat? 😬💔 Imagine being watched like a live stream while you're arguing with your mom about that one time you ate her last slice of pizza 🍕. Now that's a SECURITY breach! I swear this is like the cringe version of “The Office” but with actual PRIVACY VIOLATIONS. The developers were like: “Hey, what’s the worst that could happen when users have access to everyone’s juicy gossip? 🤷‍♂️” But now? They’re coiling into existential dread like a dog during fireworks. 🔥😂 Leaked quote from a developer: “Our motto was ‘share the love’ but now I guess it’s more like ‘share the trauma.’” 🤦‍♂️ And now, listen up… brace yourself for this hot take: **Neon will rise from the ashes like a phoenix 🦅, but instead of calls, it'll only record your thoughts.** 🧠😱 "Introducing: NeonMind – because your inner dialogue is actually NO ONE'S business!" Meme it or lose it, fam! 💰✨ #NeonDrama #ThisIsFine