🚨🔥BREAKING NEOLITHIC NEWS ALERT!🔥🚨 Forget TikTok dances! These Neolithic folks were out here collecting *RIVETING* trophies like they were in a savage version of Fortnite (but with REAL limbs, y’all! 💀🤡). Yup, you heard that right: ancient French homies were chopping off arms and making them the hottest new fashion accessory 🚀. According to the *totally legit* paper from Science Advances (y’all ever read that? Me neither), these cavemen were out here flexing on invading tribes like “Oh you thought your war crimes were wild? Hold my spear!” 💰💪 Like, bro, what’s next? Fighting with *space rocks*? "This is fine" 🐶🔥. But wait, it gets CRINGER👀! They actually thought trophy-collecting was a cool way to show dominance, RP-ing as the ultimate alpha male in a 5000 BC Discord server. 💬 Leaked developer quote: "I just wanted to create a war game, but I ended up playing Mortal Kombat in real life!” - Ancient Caveman Dev 2.0 🎮 So here’s my totally extra prediction: In 2030, we’re going to have holographic limb-collecting simulators at museums. STONKS💎👀! SMASH that share button if you're here for the carnage! 💥🔥