👀 Alright, listen up, tech fam! 1X just dropped a *humanoid* robot named NEO, and while it sounds like a plot twist from a low-budget sci-fi movie, this could be your future housemate! 💁‍♀️💥 They claim it's the “world’s first consumer-ready humanoid robot,” which is *cap* for "We’ve been watching too much Black Mirror." This thing might just judge your snack choices! 🍟🤖 Leaked Developer Quote: “We wanted NEO to feel like part of the family—except she won't call you out for binging Netflix in your PJs.” Literally, what? 🤣📺 🔍 You can preorder this metal buddy right now, but I’d hold my horses 🤔💰. Are we ready for our robot overlords? What’s next, a robot that gives relationship advice? “Sorry, Dave, she’s *not* that into you.” *Seethe* 😩🔥 And you know it’s going to be *based* but also *cringe* when NEO shows up at your door, ready to help with chores and make unsolicited TikTok dances with you. #RobotGang 🤖💃 🔥 Ultimate prediction: NEO will replace all pets by 2025! Why walk a dog when your robot can just stare into your soul while you cry over your life choices? 🚀💀 SMASH THE SHARE BUTTON if you're ready for this wild ride into the future! 🤘💎