🚨🤯 BREAKING: Nebius just bagged a fat $3 BILLION deal with Meta to build mega data centers! But before you hit the stonks button, lemme hit you with the facts: they also dropped a doo-doo third quarter report. 💩📉 Think of Nebius like that kid who shows up to class with the sickest gaming rig but can’t even submit their homework. 💔💻 Imagine Mark Zuckerberg reading the news and going, "This is fine." 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, Nebius shares nosedived 7% faster than your hopes of getting a PS5 for retail price. 😂💰 In an exclusive leaked conversation, a Nebius dev was like: "Honestly, we thought losing $30 million was cooler than playing it safe, but here we are... 🤷‍♂️ #Fail." Drake is *definitely* pointing at Meta's contract like, "You’re doing great, sweetie," while Nebius is in the back seat like a sad puppy. 🐶💔 But brace yourselves, fam! If Nebius doesn’t get their Q4 act together, we’re talking about a future where Meta just builds a data center out of recycled IKEA furniture, and honestly? 🚀💥 I’m here for it. So, in conclusion: Nebius + Meta = 🤯💥 But if they keep flopping? SpaceX will just send the servers to Mars and be like, “Y’all can crash here.” 🪐💀 #StayTuned #TechDrama #MetaMess