🚨🏀 *BREAKING NEWS* - Get ready to suit up your eyeballs for some *next level* basketball shenanigans, fam! 👀✨🔥 Apple is throwing down an immersive NBA game experience on the *Vision Pro* starting in the 2025-26 season, and yes, they're claiming you'll feel like you’re courtside. Pffft, what does that even mean? 🤡💀 Apple's basically like, "Forget those stonks 📈; let's make it feel like you're sweating on the court!" 🤖 But let’s be real: we all know their idea of immersive is just making you buy a $3,500 headset to watch basketball 🤦‍♂️. As if we needed another reason to cringe! 😬 Leaked quote from our buddy Tim Cook: "If they can't watch the game, we’ll make them feel it... like a ghost in the shell on a budget!” 😂 So mark your calendars ‘cause the Lakers are trading their jerseys for VR goggle fashion, and only the *real* MVPs will be dropping that coin 💰. Get ready to *seethe* as Apple continues its legendary cringe-bombing while making every game feel like a never-ending Zoom call! 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2030, we’ll all just be avatars arguing over whose VR headset is cooler while our real bodies deteriorate in the corner. Welcome to the future, where every game will be TikTok’d, memed, and deeply regretted! 🚀🤯