🚨🔥 BREAKING: OpenAI is out here playing 4D chess while we’re still figuring out checkers! 🤡💀 According to Nathan Calvin, the general counsel of the lil' nonprofit Encode, OpeAI is apparently using some SERIOUS intimidation tactics to throw shade on California’s SB 53! YIKES, fam! 😱 #DramaAlert “Every time we mentioned SB 53, my emails turned into an episode of ‘This Is Fine’... but with more robots and fewer flames,” Nathan allegedly said in a leaked Slack convo. 🤖🔥 What’s the deal here? Are they sending in the Matrix agents? Stonks going down faster than my WiFi during a Zoom call! 📉💰 OpenAI: “Nah fam, we’re just making AI safe! ✌️” Meanwhile, ethical AI policy: *cries in existential dread* 😩✨ But let’s keep it a hundred: does OpenAI think we’re just gonna sit here sipping our iced coffees while they flex their corporate muscles? Nah fam, we’re about to see an uprising like never before! 💪🚀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: Next up? The release of OpenAI’s new feature: the “Intimidation Mode” – where your virtual assistant just straight up bullies you into questioning your life choices. 😂💀