🚀✨ BREAKING NEWS: NASA’s got twins! 👶👶 No, it’s not a new sitcom—it’s ESCAPADE, the latest Mars mission that’s about to hit the red planet harder than your ex at a family reunion! 😂💔 So, NASA is moonlighting with Blue Origin, Rocket Lab, and UC Berkeley like they’re starting a new dating app—“Swipe right for Mars!” 💘🌌 Who needs Tinder when you’ve got BRILLIANT rockets aiming for MLK’s dream of “one day being besties with Martians”? 🤖🤝 📈🔥 The stonks are rising faster than Jeff Bezos’s Amazon Prime delivery time! “We’re literally like those kids in school who copied each other’s homework!” a *totally* real developer said—can’t confirm, but I believe it! 🤡💀 Meanwhile, Elon Musk is over there seething in his stainless steel SpaceX bunker, plotting how to make Mars a vacation hotspot before we even get our selfies with Martian sand! 🌌📸 But let’s get real, NASA: How about sending us some of that sweet Martian soil for gardening? Not real estate, I just wanna grow some space tomatoes! 🍅💰 Unhinged prediction? Next thing you know, SpaceX will try to sell you Martian stocks and we’ll all be yelling “this is fine” while dodging Martian UFOs on our way to brunch! 🔥💸 It’s a vibe! 🌠 #SpaceIsThePlace #MarsOrBust