🚀💔 **BREAKING: NASA’s Giant Mars Antenna is MORE BROKEN than My Hopes for 2026** 💔🚀 Y’all, NASA is having a major “This is fine” moment 🔥🔥— their giant Mars antenna is busted like my last attempt at adulting, and they’re all asking, “How tf do we talk to space now?” 🤡💀 Imagine trying to text your crush 📱 and your phone just goes *silent* 🤷‍♂️. That’s NASA right now, but with spacecraft and asteroids instead of petty drama. They’re over there like: 👨‍🚀 "We had plans, fam!" 👨‍🔧 "Yeah, well, now we’re just vibin' with Martian silence. Good luck with the asteroid queries!" 👨‍🚀 "Stonks? More like NO STONKS." 💰 And get this—a government shutdown? Bro, that’s just the cherry on top of this intergalactic dumpster fire. 💩🚀 Imagine trying to catch a cosmic date with an asteroid while your boss is like, "Uh, we have no funding." So, what's next? NASA working with TikTok creators to communicate with aliens? 👽 💃 Maybe your phone’s leading the revolution with *Siri in space and Alexa reaching Mars*— **Giant Antenna 2.0 edition** 🚀🔊 Here’s the hot take: by 2026, we’ll be getting asteroid dodging tips from TikTok influencers—a *whole* generation TikTok-ing their way through cosmic crises. FR FR, we’re doomed. 💀🔥