🚨BREAKING NEWS, SPACE GEEKS! 🚀🌙 Former NASA chief just threw some shade, saying the U.S. is about to get LEFT BEHIND in the lunar space race! Like, can we get a “this is fine” meme going for our moon dreams? 😱💀 In a plot twist so wild it could be a Netflix original, the Trump admin is like, “Nah, bruh, we don’t need that Space Launch System or Orion spacecraft after Artemis III.” Like… okay, canceling space stuff is SO cringe. 🤡💩 This is not a “stonks” moment, fellas. Meanwhile, the White House is trying to pivot to “direct-to-surface” exploration—because who needs a rocket when you can just send up a drone and hope for the best? Picture this: “Hey NASA, what’s the plan?” “Oh, just gonna drop some robots on the moon like we’re playing Minecraft.” 🤖💥 🗣️ Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, at this point, let’s just send TikTok influencers to the moon for engagement.” Based or nah? 💀✨ 🔥 Unhinged prediction: In a shocking twist, Elon Musk will just buy the moon and turn it into a cryptocurrency mining operation. Get ready for MoonCoin, fam! 🌕💰🚀