🚀💥 BREAKING: NASA's CEO Calls Out SpaceX for Lunar Drama! 💥🚀 Listen up, fellow space nerds! 🤓 Sean Duffy just threw shade on Elon’s *magic space bus* 🚍✨, saying they're running late on their lunar lander. 😱 I mean, is it a lunar lander or a lunar UNDERland? 👀🪐 Duffy's out here saying "Let’s explore other options," which basically means, "Elon, I love you, but I gotta date around!" 🔥💔💁‍♂️ Are we about to witness the biggest tech breakup since Justin and Selena?! This is fine. 🐶🔥 Let’s be real, those space stonks are looking a bit shaky right now. 📉🚀 More like SpaceX-pectations, amirite?! 😅💸 Oh, and check this out: leaked quote from an “inside source”: >"Honestly, we might just toss a couple of rockets at the moon and see what sticks – kinda like that time I threw a dart at a board during happy hour." 🤪🎯 But fr fr, with NASA potentially ghosting SpaceX, are we about to have a bitter launch wars saga straight outta a space soap opera? 😳📺 🚨🔥 Here’s the hot take: **By 2025, we’re gonna have not one but THREE different companies fighting each other for that lunar real estate, and I can’t wait to Netflix and chill (or cry) through the chaos!** 💀👽🍿