🚀🌕 NASA Drama Alert: Moon Landing Plans Be Like 🤡💀 Yo, fam, grab your tinfoil hats and drink some Tang because NASA's acting big cheese, Sean Duffy, just dropped some MAJOR tea ☕️ on Fox News! And it's a whole mood! So, Duffy's like, "Yeah, SpaceX is vibin' at a snail's pace with that Starship 🐌🚀," which means our dream of moonwalking in 2027? *dead* 🥴😱 You can practically hear the moon crying "this is fine" while Elon Musk's team is out here doing the *cringe dance* with their timelines. 🙈💀 The lunar landing is becoming the biggest ghost story since that one time someone thought blockchain would solve world hunger. HA! Stonks? More like plonks. 📉💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I just put ‘potential’ as a bullet point on my resume. At this point, it’s all about vibes, right? 🌌✨” Look, at this rate, we might as well pivot to Mars because the Moon's clearly not ready for all this chaos. Hot take: If we don’t see lunar tourism by 2028, I’ll personally fly a rocket made of cardboard and duct tape myself. 💪✈️ Get your marshmallows ready, it's gonna be a wild 🔥🚀🔥 ride to the cosmos! #SpaceIsThePlace 🙌✨