🎤💔 *Narrative Podcasts: The Once Upon a Time That Turned Into a Once Upon a NNNNOPE!* 💔🎤 Yo, fam! So like, narrative podcasts were the *hottest* thing since sliced bread 🍞💥 in the mid-2010s, and now? They’re teetering on the edge of extinction like a Netflix series that never gets renewed. 😱🔚 High production costs? MMMMM, sounds like they’re just another *over-caffeinated* startup that can’t cope with reality! ☕️💸 (Shoutout to those "professional voice actors" with their degree in *disappointment*). Meanwhile, podcast listenership is hitting *All-time Highs* like me dodging responsibilities! 🚀📈 But these narrative gems? Forgotten like your middle school crush. 😔💔 Leaked Developer Quote: “We put all our money into sound design but forgot we need a *story* that isn’t just a multi-season podcast about the history of paint drying.” 🎨💀 This is one of those moments where you gotta bust out the Drake meme: Drake saying "no" to *creative risks* while pointing to "staying safe" like it’s a warm blanket. YAWN, amirite? 😴🔥 So here’s my wild prediction: in 2025, narrative podcasts will be replaced by AI-generated coffee break chats about existential dread. “So, how’s the apocalypse treating you?” 😂🤖💣 Share this chaos and remember, the only narrative we want is a *funny* one! #PodcastsOnLifeSupport