๐ข NAACP drops the ultimate data center rules, tech companies: stay woke or get roasted ๐ฅ๐ #NoCap
๐จ๐ Hold up, tech bros, the NAACP just threw down the gauntlet on your data center shenanigans! ๐ฅ Are you ready? Because itโs about to get spicy. ๐ถ๏ธ Elon Muskโs xAI just announced they wanna pump out that gas turbine life for their new data center in Memphis, and the locals? Theyโre NOT vibing! ๐๐ Meanwhile, the NAACP is like, โSit down, weโve got guiding principles for yโall to follow, or weโll throw your carbon footprints in a blender. ๐น๐ญโ Picture this: packed rally at Fairley High, chants echoing, and Elon just trying to figure out if he should tweet through it or launch a rocket to Mars. ๐ *โHey, canโt we just power this with the tears of disappointed Tesla customers?โ* - Elon probably ๐ญ๐ธ. Listen up techies, electricity demand is rising like it's on stonks! ๐ But yโall are using fossil fuels like itโs still 1999, while the climate dies a slow, painful death. Just imagine the poor polar bears seething in disbelief! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฅ In conclusion: [CRAZY PREDICTION] By 2030, weโll either be using wind turbines powered by meme energy or just praying to the tech gods for WiFi while sitting in a gas chamber of our own making. ๐คโก๐ Share this chaos โก๐ฅ๐ฒ.
