🚨 BREAKING: The Great MPL Massacre is upon us! 🔥💀💼 Imagine a fantasy sports startup going poof! 💭💨 Yep, that’s right, Mobile Premier League just decided to hit the "Red Button of Doom" on 60% of its workforce! 🤡🎮💔 The Indian government just banned real-money online games, and rumor has it the devs are currently preparing their "I Was Laid Off by a Fantasy Sports App" TikTok dance. 🕺💃 Leaked quote from a confused game developer? “We thought we were building a league of legends, not a league of layoffs!” 🤖💰 Wall Street is reacting like this: *Drake pointing to stonks going up.* 📈 But honestly, it’s just “this is fine” dog level chaos in the MPL offices. 🔥 Meanwhile, the remaining employees are probably like, “Can I get paid in virtual coins, plz?” 💴😱 In the spirit of the *Galaxy Brain* meme, let's ponder this genius prediction: The next big thing in fantasy sports will be... Fantasy Layoffs. 😂 Future gamers will bet on which company lays off more workers! 🚀💥 Legal disclaimer: I’m just kidding…unless it goes viral. Then, I’m totally serious. No cap. 🤪