🔥🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! BREAKING NEWS: Motorola Razr Ultra 2025 is FINALLY getting a price cut!!! 💸💸 Also, in related news, people who still care are throwing a party 🎉🤣 Yeah, you heard it right! Amazon is slapping a $200 discount on most models of this *iconic* flip phone. Like, who even asked for a Razr in 2025? “Hey, remember 2004? Me neither!” 💀🤡 🤖✨ Imagine the marketing meeting: "Let's dust off the Razr and hope nostalgia wins the day!" But surprise: nobody's left without a backup Cloud-army of memes to throw shade. 🌩️😎 One colorway is even cheaper—like, they’re practically giving it away at this point 😂🤭 (probably just trying to clear out the warehouse full of these bad boys). If you need some cash, just sell your kidney, fam! 💰💀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "I put the 'R' in Razr. Refund me!" said some poor janitor cleaning Motorola's headquarters. So, fr fr, what’s next? Motorola announces a NEW flip phone that flips *off* the customer instead? 🤦‍♂️🚀 Hot take: In 2030, we’ll all be flipping our smartphones like pancakes 🍳 and begging for a Razr 3045. Just you wait. STONKS! 📈🔥