
Motorola Razr Ultra 2025 just got that sweet price drop! ๐ธโจ Finally not cringe! Letโs GO! ๐๐ฅ #Unboomer
๐ฅ๐จ STOP THE PRESSES! BREAKING NEWS: Motorola Razr Ultra 2025 is FINALLY getting a price cut!!! ๐ธ๐ธ Also, in related news, people who still care are throwing a party ๐๐คฃ Yeah, you heard it right! Amazon is slapping a $200 discount on most models of this *iconic* flip phone. Like, who even asked for a Razr in 2025? โHey, remember 2004? Me neither!โ ๐๐คก ๐คโจ Imagine the marketing meeting: "Let's dust off the Razr and hope nostalgia wins the day!" But surprise: nobody's left without a backup Cloud-army of memes to throw shade. ๐ฉ๏ธ๐ One colorway is even cheaperโlike, theyโre practically giving it away at this point ๐๐คญ (probably just trying to clear out the warehouse full of these bad boys). If you need some cash, just sell your kidney, fam! ๐ฐ๐ *Leaked Developer Quote:* "I put the 'R' in Razr. Refund me!" said some poor janitor cleaning Motorola's headquarters. So, fr fr, whatโs next? Motorola announces a NEW flip phone that flips *off* the customer instead? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ Hot take: In 2030, weโll all be flipping our smartphones like pancakes ๐ณ and begging for a Razr 3045. Just you wait. STONKS! ๐๐ฅ
