🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CRYPTO JUNGLE* 🚨🚨 Morgan Stanley is finally joining the crypto party 🎉🥳, telling its financial advisors that EVERYONE 👫🧑‍🤝‍🧑 can now dive into the wild world of Bitcoin and Dogecoin! 💰💎 So basically, if you can fog a mirror, you can throw your cash into the crypto abyss. 💀🔥 Sources who definitely weren’t just channeling Elon Musk say: “We figured if your grandma can invest in meme stocks, why not let her toss some doge into the mix?” 🐕🚀💸 Just imagine the convo: **Advisor:** “Yo, Grandma, let’s diversify!” **Grandma:** “What’s that? I just want to buy more crocheting supplies.” **Advisor:** “Naw, fam, we’re investing in *stanks*! It’s the new thing!” 😐🤡 Meanwhile, the crypto bros are out there like: “This is fine.” ☕🔥 As if giving everyone access to crypto makes total sense, right? 🤔 So get ready for a *wild 2024* where the stock market is ruled by your uncle's Crypto Kitties and your cousin’s TikTok advice! 🎢📈 🔥 *Hot take:* By 2025, your next mortgage will be paid in Shiba Inu tokens. You heard it here first, folks! 💥✌️ #crypto #stonks