🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESS! Mophie just hit us with the *C H A R G E* of the year with their brand new Max Headphones Charging Stand for AirPods Max 💸💥. Y’all remember when you bought those $550 premium headphones, only to find out they don't *support* wireless charging? 🤡 That's like buying a Lambo and it can't even go past 60mph! *Seethe*. But Mophie said, “Hold my coffee.” ☕️ They slapped a magnetic dongle on it (not my first choice for holiday gifts, but I digress) so you can finally treat those *overpriced ear muffs* like it’s 2023. Just dock and boom—your headphones are sleeping like a content cat in a sunbeam. 🐱☀️ This beauty will cost you $150, though, which is basically paying for someone to shake your wallet while whispering “fr fr, this is fine.” 💣💰 🍏👀 Here’s a leaked convo between Mophie devs: Dev 1: “Let’s charge a premium for a gadget that should've been built-in!” Dev 2: “Stonks!” 📈💯 In conclusion, this innovation is as useful as socks in July. Mophie, we love you but no cap? Don’t buy this unless you want to flex on your friends with an extra “dongle” on your desk 😂. 🌌 Prediction time: This stand will launch a new trend where people start wearing AirPods like headbands just to show off their new gear! Watch out, TikTok! 🌀🔥