🚨🛑 STOP RIGHT THERE, TECH NERDS!! 🛑🚨 Mophie just dropped a TRIPLE-A POWER MOVE with their Qi2 Powerstation lineup, and it’s giving us serious “I can finally charge my phone without a 10-foot cord” VIBES! 📱⚡️ iPhone 17? More like “iPhone LATER” if you’re not getting that new battery life! 😏💀 But WAIT! Mophie’s got your back with FOUR MagSafe battery options that’ll turn your old iPhone into a charging BEAST. 💣🔥 Slim for the basic bees 🐝, high-capacity for the #OverAchievers, and kickstands to let you watch TikToks while your phone is charging like a professional couch potato 🍟🛋️! Leaked dev quote: “Mophie didn’t just change the game; they changed the entire GYM and now have everyone benching at the power station!” 💪🤣 But we know some of y’all gonna seethe in the comments, “Dude, I’d rather use rotary!” 😂🌀 Let’s keep it a buck: if your battery isn’t as zesty as your TikTok FYP, what are you even doing? 🤡 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: By 2030, Mophie batteries will have their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Powerstations,” and we’ll all be crying over our high-capacity heartbreaks. 🤖💔💰 #StonksOrNoStonks? 🚀💥