🔋💥 “BREAKING: Mophie Drops Battery Cases for iPhone 17 Pro & Air, Cuz Apparently Plugging In is Just Too Mainstream!” 🔥🚀 Attention, tech fam! 😱 Mophie just rolled out its new Juice Pack battery cases for the illustrious iPhone 17 Pro, iPhone 17 Pro Max, AND the Air. The real question is, can they charge your hopes and dreams too? 🤡💀 Listen up, it’s 2023 and we’re still strapping battery backs on our phones like it’s 2015. Bro, we get it, your phone dies while you're scrolling TikTok. But like—get a life? 🤷‍♂️ Mophie claims these bad boys come with passthrough charging, so your phone can continue to ignore your calls while you’re busy charging OTHER devices. Talk about multitasking! Um, isn’t that just called “being overwhelmed?” 😂 Stonks 👆 on battery life, but cringe on innovation. Fake Developer Quote: “I can’t believe it took us this long to not innovate at all. It’s our artistic vision.” - Some guy in a hoodie. 🤖💩 So here’s a hot take: Mophie will soon release a “Juice Pack” for our souls to charge while we stare at our screens for *actual eternity.* No cap, this is what the metaverse deserves! 🔥💰😎 #Mood Share with your battery-depleted friends! 🤣💀