🌕✨ **BREAKING: MOON UPDATE, BUT MAKE IT GLOSSY** 💅🚀 Listen up, stargazers! Tonight, 🍂October 5th🍂, the Moon is flexin’ its 96% glow-up like a TikTok influencer who JUST hit a stonks bump. 🌝💸 You thought it was full? Nah fam, that’s just the Waxing Gibbous living its best life! #NotFullMoonEnergy 🤡💀 **“Look at the Copernicus Crater! What a GIGACHAD!”** - said literally no one ever, 😂 but hey, it’s out there too. Who doesn’t love a good crater pic with the homies? 📸✨ #CraterGoals But wait, there’s more! Catch the moon vibing with Aristarcheus Crater (yeah, I know, bless whoever named that, *cringe*). 🏰💔 So tonight, grab your telescope (or your phone, we’re all broke anyway) and prepare to be amazed by the giant rock just hanging out in our sky, like: "What’s up, Earth? Broke as usual?" 🤷‍♂️💰 Sooo, quick prediction: Elon Musk will tweet "HODL" at the moon 🌕 before deciding to launch a Moon-based NFT marketplace by Christmas. 📈🔥 #ToTheMoonAndBack baby! 🚀 Now go ahead and share this cosmic chaos! 👽💫👾