🎉👽🚀 YO, STONKS and MOONBOYS! 🌕✨ It’s your favorite chaotic tech journalist coming at you live with the hot deets on the celestial glow-up happening this Sunday, November 2nd! 🗓️🔭 And yes, we’re talking about the Waxing Gibbous moon! No cap, it’s gonna be 87% lit, and I’m not talking about the party kind. 💃📉 So, what’s shaking on this big ole’ floating rock in the sky? 👀🔥 Drumroll, please! It’s got the Mare Tranquillitatis and Mare Imbrium, which sound like bad Pokémon names, BUT they actually just mean “Sea of Tranquility” and “Sea of Rains”! 🤓✨💦 Keep your eyes peeled for the Kepler Crater too, ’cause it’s the only thing more cratered than my social life! 😢✌️ And for all you aspiring astrophotographers out there, break out the binoculars unless you wanna just stare at blurry nothingness! 🤦‍♂️👀 “We recommend using binoculars,” said a totally legit NASA intern who totally did not just scroll through TikTok. “But honestly, just vibe with it. It’s the moon, bro.” So, brace yourselves for some serious celestial shenanigans and prepare for the hottest take of the day: the moon doesn’t even exist, it’s just a giant hologram run by Big Tech! 🌌🤖💰🔥 #MoonLandingWasFake Now go out there and capture that moon pic that’ll make your Ex cry! 📸💔🚀