🚨📱 NIGHTMARE ALERT: MOFT’s iPhone 17 cases drop like they're hot! 💥🔥 So, MOFT might just be the dad joke of the accessory world, but we’re here to find out if it’s a “stunning leather” experience or just a fancy way to say “uh, we threw some faux skin on it.” 🤡👀 You know the vibes: "the feel is *leather-like*" but really it's just that overpriced vegan leather your grandma bought you for your birthday. These cases are basically the tech equivalent of “hey, I know you're broke but here's a wallet that clips on to your phone because we *care*.” 🤝💰 *insert Drake meme of him rejecting cheap cases here.* The MagSafe wallets? They’re looking like they could just as easily be a snack holder for your Uncrustables. 🍏👌 And hold up—MOFT decided to bless us with Apple Watch bands for the first time??? 🙌 They must've reached peak galaxy brain status in the boardroom: “Let’s slap some leather on everything and call it innovation!” 🙄💁‍♂️ 💥 Leaked dev quote: "We literally just googled 'cool stuff to slap on phones' and this was the result, no cap." So here’s the hot take: In a year, all these will be sitting in clearance bins next to the last season’s TikTok fads—cope and seethe, MOFT stans! 🤖🚀 #ThisIsFine #Stonks 📉