🚨🔊 BREAKING: MIT is spitting out tech startups faster than I can scroll through TikTok! 🚀💰 Enter Vertical Semiconductor: the next big thing that’s trying to take gallium nitride (whatever that is 💀) and shove it into AI data centers to make them less of a hot mess. 🌪️😵‍💫 They just snagged an $11 MILLION seed funding round from Playground Global. Yes, that’s right! Stonks is up, baby! 📈💥 The only thing more vertical than their transistors is my caffeine intake right now. 💬 "Just trying to stop AI from melting our processors like it’s lava at Lava Land" - probably some random dev. But hold up, what’s with the obsession with gallium nitride? Sounds like a fancy name for a character in a sci-fi flick. 🌌💫 “Oh no! The gallium nitride monster is coming to crash my data center! 🚫🤖” This is fine, as long as they don’t leave us all seething when AI data centers start throwing tantrums like toddlers! 🤡😩 🔮 Hot take: Give it five years, and we’ll be communicating with gallium nitride transistors telepathically. Mark my words! #GalacticTransistorTalks 🚀👽 Share this chaos if you dare! 🧙‍♂️🔥