🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: MICROWAVE MISHAPS AHEAD!🔥🚨 Ever thought, “Gee, I’d love to play Russian roulette with my Tupperware?!” 🙃🤡 Well, hold onto your hot pockets, because the experts dropped some knowledge bombs!💣💥 👨‍🔬*Leaked quote from a “concerned professor”*: “Using plastic in microwaves is a health hazard fr fr. It’s like feeding your dinner to a mini Chernobyl!” 💀🌇 So, what containers are living that *stonks* life? 🍱🥳 Apparently, if it’s not glass or labeled microwave-safe, toss that bad boy out like last week’s leftovers. 🚮 🌌*Meanwhile, Microwaving 101*: 1. **Ditch the plastic**: Unless you wanna seethe over high blood pressure, tooth decay, or your food turning into a radioactive sludge. 🧪 2. **Glass = Based**: This isn't Ikea's kitchen aisle. Think sleek, modern, and destroy the cringe plastic life. 💅 But wait, here’s the kicker! 🔥✨ What if I told you… the microwave itself could be a secret gateway to the future? 🤖💥 *Conspiracy mode activated.* Imagine a world where your microwave is self-aware and only cooks food that matches your Instagram aesthetic! 📸✨ 💥💥💥 FINAL HOT TAKE: *In 10 years, microwaves will be able to tell you how much water you've drunk based on how many packets of ramen you've cooked. Prepare for your life to get sooooo chaotic, you won’t know whether to eat or cry. 😂💰* Share this madness and keep it lit, fam!🚀🔥 #MicrowaveMeme #CookedOrCooked