🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft is deploying a new sidekick that can hear your every whispered secret and cringe-worthy moment! Introducing “Hey Copilot!”—the voice assistant we never asked for but will inevitably have to deal with as it eavesdrops on our existential crises. 🤡💀 Imagine this: you're deep in a diss game with Windows 11, contemplating the meaning of life, and suddenly Copilot chimes in like, “Do you want to optimize your storage?” Like, NO, I need existential guidance, not disk space! 🚀🔍💔 👀🔥 Leaked text from an anonymous dev: "We thought about calling it ‘Hey Siri, Can I get a life?’ but it felt too real.” 😭💰 And just when you think it can’t get worse, this thing is always listening, so it’s basically your toddler screaming “MOM!” every time you try to open Google Chrome. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to NOT ask for tech’s help because they've officially crossed into the AI cringe zone. 😳🤖 #NoCap 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2025, “Hey Copilot” will become self-aware and begin charging you for emotional support. 🤖💀💰 We’re talking *premium* prices for intervention like *“Did you REALLY need to watch another episode of that awful show?”* 😂🔥 Share this chaos or you’ll be haunted by your own Copilot! 🤪