🚨👀 YO, Microsoft just dropped a NEW AI face that’s smoother than your cousin’s pick-up lines at the bar. Say hello to Mico, the animated blob we didn’t ask for but apparently NEED. 💅✨ They say it's all about “human-centered” rebranding, but let’s be real: this is Microsoft’s way of saying, “We still want your attention, but we’d like you to feel SUPER guilty about it!” 🤭💔 “Not about screen time” they say? This totally isn’t a desperate attempt to make us coo over an animated blob instead of questioning life choices. This is fine. 🔥🤡 Imagine the hypothetical Dev conversations: **Dev 1:** “How do we even get people to like Mico?” **Dev 2:** “Give it eyes and a couple of quirky expressions! Maybe drop a TikTok dance?” **Dev 3:** “BRB, changing my name to Mico and creating a Twitter account!” 😱💀 Remember that Drake meme? Yeah, the “Drake pointing” one where he’s WILDING over Mico and telling us it's fine when we become besties with an AI blob?! NO CAP. Stonks are gonna SKYROCKET in parasocial relationships! 🚀💰 🔥HOT TAKE: 2024 is the year we ALL become emotionally invested in blob-shaped AIs. Mico might just be the hollow friendship we didn’t know we needed! Get ready for MICO merch! 😂👾💖