🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft’s Mico is here to resurrect your worst nightmares! 🤡💀 Forget Clippy, we’re entering the era of the *Anthropomorphic AI Blob*! 🤖✨ Microsoft just dropped Mico, a animated avatar that’s basically like Clippy took a 2-week bender on energy drinks and TikTok dances. 💃🕺 Who asked for this? Nobody, that’s who! But no cap, it’s serving mega “please help me I can’t find my way back to office” vibes. 📩 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We were thinking: what if we bring back the 90s, but like, make it even MORE cringe? Mico is the result of that poorly thought-out journey! #LivinThatStonksLife” 💰📉 Users are definitely gonna be like Drake pointing to Mico in the “no” meme while frantically searching for a way to disable it. Just imagine trying to close a Word doc and having this animated blob pop up saying “Are you sure? 😱” 🔥🚀 *Hot Take Alert:* Mico is the gateway drug to a future where ALL our applications come with chaotic animated blobs that talk to us while we’re trying to work. Get ready to have *emotions* about a spreadsheet, fam! 🤣 Grab your popcorn and watch the world spiral into meme madness! 🍿🌌 This is *definitely* gonna end in chaos. Share if you're ready for the blob apocalypse! 🌪️