🚨💰BREAKING: Microsoft’s financials look like they got dropped into a blender 🌀, and guess what? They’re serving up a *scant* $4.7B "other, net" expense smoothie 🤡. Grab your straws, fam, this one’s MESSY. **WTF is “other, net”?** Sounds like when I try to explain my life choices to my parents 🙃. We’re talking about the losses from their cash cow 🐄, OpenAI 🤖! Is it just me, or is it like Drake pointing at stonks 📈 while his other hand holds a “this is fine” mug? 👀 💀 Microsoft is out here acting like it’s just a casual Thursday putting $4.7B as “other, net” like it’s an overdue pizza 🍕 bill. Bro, we need answers, not fluff! Imagine all the developers grumbling, “Fr fr, we could’ve bought a yacht with that!” 🚤 📢 Leaked Dev Quote: "Honestly? It’s less of a financial strategy and more like a game of hot potato. 🥔 Who’s losing the most money today? Bet it’s us!" Here’s my unhinged prediction for ya: By 2025, Microsoft is just gonna start reporting their cash flow in TikToks. 💸🔥 #WatchOutWorld