🚨 Microsoft is not just a software company; it’s *the* drama factory of the tech world, and the latest episode is a wild ride! 🎢💀 So, our homies Riki 🤖 and Anna 👩‍💻 decided to flex some serious “sit-in” muscles by occupying the throne room of their overlord, President Brad Smith. It was a full-on showdown! 🥊💥 Picture it: 7 protesters, Twitch livestreaming their way into epicness, demanding Microsoft to cut ties with the Israeli government. 🤯🌍 #ProtestGoals And what does the Microsoft HR army do? They hit them with the classic “You’re fired!” quicker than you can say “Windows Updates.” 🚪💨 According to an insider who totally exists and totally said *this*: “It’s just a sit-in, not a sit-down for performance reviews, fam!” 🤡🔥 Microsoft then went full-on Scooby-Doo and locked down the joint like their secret code was leaked! Stonks? More like *donks* in their reputation now! 📉 But hey, here’s the hot take: Microsoft will pivot to an NFT of Riki and Anna’s protest chairs next month. 💰🚀💻 Why? Because why not exploit the chaos? Mark my words, the next phase in corporate culture is literally *sitting on protests* like a new layer of bloated software! 😱💎✨ Share if you agree! 🫡🔥