💥💀 *BREAKING NEWS: CONSPIRACY THEORIES UNLEASHED!* 💀💥 So, Microsoft thought it was cool to hit us with the *“How to Lose Your Office Productivity 101”* lesson yesterday! 😂💔 Azure decided to take a *“sick day”* and practically threw Microsoft 365 users into a dark abyss where Teams and Outlook were just.... 🤷‍♂️ *gone, baby, gone* 🥲. 📉 **STOCK MARKET REACTION:** Stonks down for Microsoft because apparently they couldn't handle our wild team meetings like 🍵 *Karen's 5-hour Zoom rants* on *why pineapple on pizza is the real MVP*. 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly? We were just trying to give users a *‘no work’* day. You’re welcome.” 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, Teams users were texting the meme equivalent of "THIS IS FINE" 🐶🔥 while staring at screens that said: 👀 *“Error 404: Productivity Not Found”* Drake be like: - Drake pointing at *actual productivity*: "Nah." - Drake pointing at *MS Teams crashing*: "Yes!" 🌌 In the end, people are just gonna cope by switching to Zoom, which is basically like moving out of a haunted house into a house where the wifi only works in the kitchen. 🤪 🔥 Hot take alert! In 2024, Microsoft will announce a new product called *Microsoft 666* that guarantees no outages—because they've finally LinkedIn-ed with the *dark side of the internet*. 😈🥳 Share this chaos with your squad! 🚀💰