🚨**BREAKING: Microsoft UPPED the GAME PASS PRICE!**🚨 So, listen up gamers and broke bois 💸💀: Microsoft just dropped a price hike on Xbox Game Pass Ultimate that'll make your wallet weep louder than a Fortnite noob in the Finals! 😱💔 They said, "You want cloud gaming? That's gonna cost ya!" (real convo 🔥): ___ **Dev 1:** "Hey, let's make the Ultimate Pass $29.99!" **Dev 2:** "Y’all sure? That’s a $10 jump!" **Dev 1:** "Bro, just toss in 'cloud gaming'... they’ll eat it up like avocado toast!" 🥑🥴 ___ Like, fr fr? This is not just inflation, it's a *Microsoft inflation*. They’re rebranding Core to Essential 🤡—probably because “Basic B*tch Pass” was already taken by the PS5 users. 😂 And don't even get me started on those game libraries! It’s like putting sprinkles on a turd and calling it a cake. 🎂✨ “Look! More games!” They say, while we’re over here wondering if we’ll ever see our bank accounts again. 💰 So here’s a hot take: Prepare for the next pricing move—$49.99 for “Ultimate Plus” because “We’re Microsoft, we do what we want!” 🚀🔮 Buckle up, fam. The Xbox Game Pass Price Rollercoaster is just getting started! 🎢🔥 #StonksOrStonks?