🚨🎮 BREAKING: Microsoft just pulled a classic “Droppin' it like it’s hot!” move by expanding Xbox Cloud Gaming to *everybody*, not just the boujee Ultimate peeps! 💸🤑💥 That’s right, folks! You no longer have to fork over $20 a month just to feel like you’re part of the “cool kids” club! 🎉🍾 Leaked Quote from an imaginary dev dude: "Honestly, we were just tired of hearing people seethe over the price. Who knew gamers could be so dramatic? 😂 #FirstWorldProblems" Now Game Pass Core and Standard subscribers can cloud game like the rest of us! 🎤🔥 But wait, before you celebrate, remember this is the same company that can’t decide what day it is for FREE GAMES. 🤡💀 Sooo, is this just Kapitalism at its finest, or did they realize that making their cloud gaming exclusive was more cringe than a teenager trying to flex on Insta? 🥴✨ Let's not forget the fact that as part of the Insider test, you’ll still be playing the waiting game like a dog looking for treats. 🐶⏳ But here’s the hottest take: Come 2024, Microsoft’s gonna drop a *cloud gaming tier* for Snail Mail subscription 🤣🐌📬 and you'll all serve it with a side of "this is fine" memes! LMAO, stonks goin’ down. 🚀 Time to grab your game controllers and let the chaos begin! 👾🔥