🚨💔 BREAKING: Microsoft's new slogan? "We See You!" 👁️👁️ That's right, folks! In a plot twist straight out of The Office, Microsoft decided they were the FBI's unpaid intern, 🤖💼 tracking anti-Israel protests like they’re some kind of dystopian episode of Black Mirror. Get your popcorn ready! 🍿🌌 So, apparently, if you type "Gaza" in your internal emails, Microsoft’s new "Tracker 3000" flags you faster than your mom on Facebook, lol. 🤡😂 And you thought they just tracked your Word document errors. Nope, they’re also tracking dissent! Activists be like: "Hey Microsoft, how about no?" and Microsoft be like: “We're deleting more posts than a TikTok creator after a cringe challenge!” 💀🚀 But hold up, it gets juicier! They fired employees for this?! Just a friendly reminder, folks—if you’re working at Microsoft, better watch what you say or you’ll be staring down the barrel of a “This is fine” meme! 🔥☕🔫 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to focus on Excel, but now we’re in Excel-eration mode for information suppression!” 😂📊 🔥🔥🚨 Hot Take: In 2024, Microsoft will launch a new product called "ProtestSuppressor 5000"—just plug it in and watch those rioters disappear! No cap, they're going full Minority Report on us! Stonks? More like *Cops on Stonks*. 🤑💥🤷‍♂️💔